We like to use:
eskabar a dop dops
smelly fart bag
That's all to springs to mind at the moment, I'm there are quite a few more that are used regularly!
What names do you use for your loved ones?
footnote: I had no idea where Theodopolopdos came from, it just popped into my head one day. So I eventually googled it and it turns out it's Sharon's married name in Birds of a feather?! Anyone else remember that show? How strange some of the things that get lodged in your brain only to reappear years later!! what'll I doooo, when yooouuu are far away...
footnote ii: these names are used in the highest affection for Theo, even though some of them are slightly unsavory...ah hum...
footnote iii: Theo was really obsessed with the full moon the other night!